PKMN Breeder Ethan

Apr 23

researcherdrift:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

The author of this article has Asperger’s Syndrome, characterized by a lack of social empathy. Not a justification of the article, but certainly an explanation.

Apr 23
sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

Apr 23

Bionicle where everything is the same except GENDERBEND: →

kehuri:

lokiofthencc0221b:

galaxy-of-jellyfish:

lokiofthencc0221b:

galaxy-of-jellyfish:

lokiofthencc0221b:

valdragon:

lokiofthencc0221b:

  • Gali getting fed up with everyone’s drama and kicks their asses
  • Nokama being the caring and charismatic big brother that all the other Toa Metru have a major crush on to some degree
  • Tahu’s mood swings (b/c really, all the Toa Mata were basically oversized teenagers)
  • Vakama keeping his her…

Even better, imagine this:

- All the Piraka are buff babes who just show everyone who’s boss and they’re always squabbling. (also this is hardly a genderbend: Skakdi females are taller and more violent)

- Also; Tahu would be the biggest Tsundere, (if ‘he’ isn’t already).

- Takua being the most unsure, cutest thing you can imagine. And Jaller being the supportive/arguing bigger sister.

- Teridax is basically your evil-stepmother-with-magic-powers and tuts at her subordinates.

- Mata Nui is kind-hearted power-house Wonderwoman. Full stop.

- Helryx is the ‘big-boss’ type with a suit and cigar.

- Hewkii the prime-star sportsgirl and Macku constantly worried about her health.

- Nuparu the engineering geek, who squeals at the sight/prospect of machinery. (think Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist)

- All the Barraki are deadly “mermaids” of some sort. (Imagine them singing ‘Part of your world’)

I actually think Takua would be more outgoing and tomboy-ish and Jaller being all like “calm the fuck down, this is why you’re single.”

And Matoro is the quiet, bookish girl who translates for Nuju.

"…and next up on Mata Nui’s Next Top Model…!"

Mata Nui, what have we done?

Started a beautiful thing.

Piraka… as… 

*nosebleeds*

My sick interests aside, I need somebody to write a Barraki (male) version of Part of Your World so that I can sing it. I want it tomorrow on my desk. Puddings, do I have a desk? No? 

And I want a desk.

I’ve already heard a pirate sing Part of Your World

Apr 23
overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

Apr 23

theresawinchesterinmytardis:

sassygaytardis:

microxcuts:

onlyfooling-myself:

dontplaywithme:

light-cream-cheese:

marauder-potter:

coconi:

hussieslips:

louiebonbon:

let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened

oh

#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh

my life is a lie

#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf

oh…

UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!

image

WHAT IS HAPPENING

it is 4 am i dont deserve this

Apr 23

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

and-then-sara:

artdumpling:

e-rer-i:

nomorefallingallifrey:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

image

just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

a lot of people can’t

Modern children

HOW?!

How what?

Apr 23

quote Smile, it irritates those who wish to destroy you.

— (via psych-facts)
Apr 23

noelknightofstars:

nudestuckterezi:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

What if I feel all three towards someone?

That’s called love.

Apr 23

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

Apr 23

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck."